Kat Across The Pond

Inanimate Objects

As we have seen, even inanimate objects like our beloved peanut can suddenly become infused with life, and assume a personality all of their own.

I got the following in a forward, and whilst it probably won't rival the response peanut got, it's nonetheless amusing.

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender (well we know after meeting peanut!)

For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable
and retain water ..

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.

posted by Kat @ 5:28 pm